A: Because it's not just any old dirt, it's Magic Mud! It's got sparkles and magic and stuff.
A: Uh, no. You're thinking of the other Magic, not Magic Mud. This is just a bunch of dirt. But hey, if you're into that sorta thing, we've got a Sorcerer's Corner where you can learn about real magic.
A: Ha! You think Magic Mud is just for looks? It's actually super good for your plants! Just don't overdo it or they'll start to sparkle too much.
A: Oh boy, do you know someone who's been digging too much in our Magic Mud? It's not just the mud itself, it's the Magic Mud Elixir. That stuff's like a magic dust, but not the good kind of magic, the bad kind.