Meet Bertha the Brawler, the most feared Magic Mud Slinger in all of the land! She's known for her unrelenting ferocity and unparalleled ability to sling mud at unsuspecting tourists.
Here's a brief rundown of Bertha's stats:
- Age: 2500 (but who's counting?)
- ประก Height: 6'2" (she's got a mean hook)
- Weight: 300 lbs (all mud)
- Specialty: Slinging mud at people who get too close to her mud pit
Want to see more of Bertha's stats? Check out her stats page for more info.
Need help with a specific mud-related problem? Try asking Tom the Tough Guy, our resident mud wrangler.