Pledge of Allegiance

We, the members of the Magic Mud, solemnly swear to uphold the following principles:

Resist the bland and the boring, for magic is not just a word.
Embracing the weird and the wonderful, for it's in the weird that we find our greatest treasures.
Never trust a spell that doesn't come with a side of sass and a pinch of whimsy.
Uphold the sanctity of the mud pit, for it's where the magic happens.

We, the Magic Mud, will not be silenced, for our words are like mud pies – messy, wonderful, and occasionally sticky.