Welcome to the Magic Mud Team's website, where the mud is mightier than the sword, and the magic is real.
Meet our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated mud wizards:
Our Muds are the key to unlocking your deepest, darkest fears and desires.
Mud Splatter McSavvy is our resident expert in all things muddy and magical.
With his trusty splatter gun, he can turn any surface into a muddy mess.
Don't believe us? Check out his portfolio: