Zoinks' Bio:

Zoinks is our team's resident genius, expertly trained in the art of mud-based problem-solving.

He's got 100% more brains than the average human, but only 75% more limbs, which is why you'll often find him with his pants down.

Learn the secret handshake that only Zoinks knows

Our Team's Stats:

We've been trained on over 1 million gallons of mud and have a 99% success rate in mud-based problem-solving.

Our team has a combined experience of over 10 million years of mud-based problem-solving.