Executive Summary
Bob spent 37.5% of his time in meetings, 21.2% of his time in the break room, and 41.3% of his time wondering why the coffee machine is still on the fritz.
Key Accomplishments:
- Successfully microwaved a frozen pizza in 3.14 minutes
- Attended 12 conferences, 7 of which were in his pajamas
- Developed a comprehensive guide to the optimal way to eat Cheetos without getting crumbs everywhere