Chief Prophesier of Doom and Gloom. Lord of the Darkened Realm, Scourge of the Known, and Bringer of Unrelenting Despair. John Prophets of Doom, Esq. has been leading the team of doomsday prophets for over 5 years, guiding them through the treacherous waters of existential dread and corporate bureaucracy.
His motto: "I prophesied, therefore I am, therefore we are all doomed."
Alice, the Unyielding Oracle of Unrelenting Doom has been a thorn in John's side for years, always questioning the validity of his prophecies and forcing him to justify his doomsday scenarios.
Other prophets of doom include: The Doomdivas, The Doom Minimalists, and The Doom Nomads.
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