Janitorial Standards

As a member of the esteemed Janitorial Team, it is your duty to uphold the highest standards of cleanliness and order.

Below, you'll find the Janitorial Code of Conduct, a comprehensive guide to ensuring your workspace remains a beacon of tidiness.

Article 1: Dust and Disarray

Thou shalt not leave thy desk in a state of disarray. All belongings must be neatly stacked and secured, with a minimum of 2 inches of clearance beneath.

Any item not in its proper place shall be considered a Janitorial Offense and subject to confiscation.

Article 2: Hygiene and Sanitation

Thou shalt wash thy hands a minimum of 5 times per shift, with soap and water, and a thorough scrubbing of the underarms.

Any failure to adhere to this standard shall result in Janitorial Exile.

Article 3: Trash and Recycling

Thou shalt not litter, neither in the office nor on thy way to the office.

Any item not disposed of properly shall be subject to Janitorial Reeducation.

For further reading, please consult:

• Janitorial Appendix
• Janitorial Annex