Our Team: The Manifesto

We Are Not a Real Team, but a Collection of Highly-Functional Individuals

Meet the masterminds behind our moderately successful endeavors.

• Bob, Our Fearless Leader
• Alice, Our Coding Whiz
• Charlie, Our Design Mastermind

Together, we form a cohesive unit that somehow, occasionally, produces results.

We value:

• Napping
• Procrastination
• Caffeine

Our mission: to make the world a slightly less boring place, one mediocre project at a time.

Our values:

• Doing the bare minimum
• Tolerating each other
• Not getting too attached

Our goals:

• To have fun
• To make a profit (maybe)
• To not get fired

Our favorite activities:

• Playing video games
• Watching Netflix
• Complaining about everything