Our team is dedicated to doing things the hard way, because that's just what we do. We take the scenic route, because the express route is so boring. We'll make you wait 5 minutes for every 1 minute we save, because efficiency is overrated.
We've developed a unique approach that's equal parts art and science. It's like trying to find the square root of a triangle, but with more meetings.
Step 1: We'll start with a brilliant idea, but we won't write it down. Why bother with details when you can just wing it?
Step 2: We'll spend 3 hours researching, but only if we get a good coffee break in between.
Step 3: We'll prototype, but only if it's 3D printed, because who needs actual functionality?
We're not just inefficient, we're visionary.
Meet our team of highly trained, highly paid professionals who are experts in doing things the hard way.
John the Architect: The mastermind behind our inefficient designs.
Jane the Artist: Our resident expert in "accidentally" creating chaos.
Bob the Engineer: The man who still thinks a VCR is a new technology.
We're like the Wright brothers, but with more meetings and less flying.