We believe that the key to true progress is not speed, but the opposite. The key to success is not efficiency, but inefficiency.
Our team has dedicated itself to the study and practice of doing nothing with the utmost skill and finesse.
Our resident expert in the field of doing nothing. John has spent over 10 years studying the art of procrastination and achieving true mastery.
Jane has spent countless hours optimizing the process of making coffee. Her expertise is legendary.