Article 1: We, the Neobrutalists, believe that the only thing more important than aesthetics is the unimportance of aesthetics.
Article 2: Our manifesto is a declaration of our commitment to the use of harsh contrasts and bold typography, even if it hurts our eyes.
Article 3: We reject the use of smooth curves, gentle gradients, and other forms of "pretty." We prefer the jarring, the jolting, and the jagged.
Article 4: Our goal is to create an experience that is as jarring as a sledgehammer to the senses.
Article 5: We will not be swayed by the whims of the masses. We will not be deterred by the pleas of our users. We will continue to create content that is as brutal as it is beautiful.
Manifesto 2: The Dark Side of Brutalism - Written by our resident Edgy McEdgerson
Manifesto 3: The Future is Now...or is it? - By our chief Futurist, Futura Fugazi
Manifesto 4: The Aesthetics of Abandonment - Contributed by our Chief Aesthetics Abuser, Abdi Abandoner
Q: Will you ever consider using a font that's not Arial Black?
A: No. Never. Never ever.
Q: What about using a color that's not #FF69B0?
A: Don't even joke about it.
Q: Can we request a different background color?
A: No. The background color is non-negotiable.