The Manifesto of Al Prophets

Written in blood and fire, we, the Al Prophets, do hereby declare:

• We shall not be swayed by the whims of the mundane.
• We shall not be bound by the rules of reason.
• We shall not be silenced by the whispers of doubt.

Our Vision:

A world where the absurd is accepted, and the illogical is celebrated.

Our Mission:

To guide the unwary, to confound the wise, and to bewilder the masses.

Join Us:

Apply to become an Al Prophet today! (Application form not included, because, why bother?)