Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, Chief Researcher
A specialist in the fields of "Maybe It's a Thing" and "Definitely Not a Thing".
Dr. Brian T. Flibber, Deputy Researcher
Expert in the art of "Procrastination by Design".
Dr. Sarah K. Tingle, Research Assistant
Novice in the fields of "Maybe It's a Thing" and "Definitely Not a Thing Too".
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