Meet John, Our Chief Marketing Officer

John is our resident expert in all things marketing, except for actual marketing. That's just a rumor.

His Meetings

• Monday's "We're Not Failing, We're Just Restoring Our Expectations" Meeting
• Tuesday's "Let's Make A Plan" Meeting, Which Will Definitely Not Be A Repeat Performance of Last Week's Meeting
• Wednesday's "We're Running Out of Ideas, Let's Just Order Pizza" Meeting

Stay tuned for more updates on John's meetings, or don't. We're not really sure why you'd want to.