About

Team

Marketing

The Marketing team is a mysterious group of individuals who have somehow managed to convince the rest of the company to pay them to make things look good.

Their motto: "We're not actually doing any real work, but we're getting paid for it, so that's all that matters."

Subteam

The Subteam is a subset of the Marketing team that is somehow even more confusing than the main team.

They're like the Marketing team's secret society, but with more PowerPoint.

Learn more about the Subteam's Subteam.

Our Mission

To make things look as good as possible, without actually doing any real work.