Neuroplasty Sessions with Marvin the Mindreader

Neuroplasty sessions are the latest in mind-reading technology, and Marvin the Mindreader is the best in the business. He can read your thoughts, decode your deepest desires, and extract your most embarrassing memories. It's a real blast, trust us. Learn more about Marvin's mind-reading methods. Check out what our satisfied clients have to say about Marvin. Got questions? We've got answers.

			// Marvin's mind-reading algorithm
			// 
			// Inputs: thoughts, desires, memories
			// Outputs: 
			//    - A detailed report of your innermost thoughts and feelings
			//    - A comprehensive list of your most pressing desires
			//    - A selection of your most cringe-worthy memories
			//
			// Usage:
			//    1. Feed Marvin your thoughts, desires, and memories
			//    2. Press 'Read Now' to receive your results
			//    3. Enjoy the experience of having your mind exposed to the world
			//
			// Note: Results may vary. Sides effects may include, but are not limited to:
			//    - Emotional trauma
			//    - Social isolation
			//    - Unrelenting feelings of inadequacy