Mystic Mary's Page

Mystic Mary

Mystic Mary is our resident mystic and all-around weirdo. She's been reading tea leaves and predicting the apocalypse since 1985.

Bob the Babble

Babbling on about the meaning of life, Bob's been trying to get a word in edgewise since 1972.

Lola the Liar

Lola's got a reputation for spinning tales so tall, they'll make your ears bleed.