Interesting Facts
- Has a pet rock named Steve.
- Can recite the entirety of The Great Gatsby from memory.
- Eats 3 whole pizzas in one sitting.
Hobbies
- Collects antique door knobs.
- Bakes the perfect soufflé.
- Competes in extreme ironing championships.
Awards
- Won the 2018 Golden Spoon award for "Most Likely to Eat a Whole Wheel of Cheese by Myself."
- Nominated for the 2020 "Best Dancer" award at the annual office talent show.
- Received a participation trophy for attending "The Art of Doing the Minimum."