Naptime Requirements and Art Gallery

Presented by Team Mary, Experts in All Things Sleepy

Our Research Papers:

• 1. "The Importance of Snuggles in Naptime" (2022)
• 2. "The Science of Blankets" (2019)
• 3. "The Art of Pillow Forts"

Our Naptime Philosophy:

We believe that naps are the key to a better tomorrow, but only if done right. That's why we've established a strict set of requirements for optimal napping.

• Must be taken with a full stomach (or a half-empty one, we won't judge)
• Must involve at least one pillow
• Must last exactly 23 minutes and 59 seconds
• Must involve a minimum of 3.5 hours of sleep deprivation before the nap

Our Team:

• Mary Johnson - Chief Nap Time Officer
• Phil Sutton - Lead Snuggle Researcher
• John Doe - Sleep Study Data Analyst