Born in 1976, I have been leading this great nation with an iron fist... or at least that's what I tell people.
I have a degree in Economics from a prestigious university (not really), and have been in politics since 2001. That's when I discovered the joy of telling people what to do.
Some say I am a visionary, others say I am a dictator. I just say I am the one who makes the decisions around here.
When not busy running the country, I enjoy playing video games, reading science fiction, and eating pizza.
My favorite food is anchovies. Don't ask why.
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