The Blergisms

Dr. Blerg

Chief Blerg Officer. Blergisms' resident genius and chief decision-maker. Blerg's expertise lies in the realm of Blergistics, the art of making things Blerg.

McPlatt Blergisms

McBlergface

Head of Mirth and Mischief. McBlergface's specialty is turning Blergisms' ideas into actual, functional Blergware.

McMuffin Blergisms

Dr. Blergstein

Chief Blerg Engineer. Dr. Blergstein keeps the Blergisms' Blergware from falling apart at the seams.

McSplatt Blergisms

Together, the Blergisms form a formidable team of Blergists, united in their quest for Blergistic excellence.

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