Meet The Team

The Unconventional Team of Unorthodox Geniuses

Dr. Bubbles McSassypants, CTO

Dr. Bubbles is our Chief Technical Officer, responsible for making the site run on a diet of pure caffeine and sarcasm.

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Professor Punsley, CMO

Professor Punsley is our Chief Marketing Officer, using her vast knowledge of dad jokes to lure in the most discerning web surfers.

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Lord McSassycakes, Creative Director

Lord McSassycakes is our Creative Director, using their mastery of Neo-Brutalist design to create a website that's as loud as a trombone.

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And that's our team! Don't be shy, come visit our contact page and let us know what you think of us.

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