Welcome to Meeting Replacement Vacation Days, where we're on vacation from meetings!
Here's a schedule of our planned activities:
• 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Code Sprint (Write as much code as humanly possible)
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break (Eating as much as possible)
• 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Project Planning (More meetings, because that's what we do)
• 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Code Review (Pointing out tiny issues)
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break (More eating)
• 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Bug Fixing (Fixing the bugs we didn't fix)
• 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: New Feature Development (Creating new things that will break)
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break (Still eating)
• 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Testing (Finding new bugs)
• 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Team Meeting (More meetings, because we're not done yet)
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break (Last meal of the day)
• 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Project Evaluation (Evaluating our progress)
Next day of meetings See our arch-nemesis