Important Decisions Made
We've made some actual progress today. The team has decided that pineapple pizza is, in fact, a crime against humanity.
We've also established that the break room is now officially a social experiment and will be monitored for 6 months for optimal productivity.
Other notable decisions include:
- The team has agreed that Friday afternoons are for Netflix and video games.
- It's been decided that the coffee machine will be stocked with an endless supply of hazelnut syrup.
- The team has voted on a new company slogan: "We're not lazy, we're just on energy-saving mode."