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Tech Savant Sally
Tech Savant Sally
About
Meet Sally, the self-proclaimed tech wizard who can fix your toaster, but not your love life.
Skills:
- Can reprogram a toaster to make it dispense hugs instead of toast
- Knows the secret to making a VCR play Netflix shows from 1999
- Can explain the difference between 4K and 5K (it's all just pixels, folks)
Projects:
- The Great Pixelated Wall of China
- The Robotic Ukelele Orchestra
- The Fjordian Time Traveler's Guide to 90s Fashion
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