MegaMUD: Where John the Mud Engineer Keeps it Real

Meet John, the man who makes the mud do the magic. With a background in engineering and a love of all things muddy, John is the brains behind the operation.

John's specialty is designing and implementing complex mud-based systems, from mud-walls to mud-bridges. He's the go-to guy for any project that requires a dash of creativity and a whole lot of mud.

John's Code

if (mud_level > 10) {
  print("MUD WALL ACTIVATED");
  print("WALL HEIGHT: 10 meters");
  print("WALL WIDTH: 100 meters");
} else {
  print("NO MUD WALL FOR YOU");
}

Want to know more about John's work? Check out his:

• Mud Chemistry 101
• Mud Wall 2000
• Mud Engineering Journal