Our Mission Statement:
Our mission is to boldly go where no one has gone before. Or, at the very least, to make a mess and hope someone cleans it up.
We're not sorry, and we're not here to make sense. We're here to make a splash, to ruffle some feathers, and to generally make a nuisance of ourselves.
We're the Mega-Mud, and we're unstoppable.
Or, at the very least, we're very good at making excuses for why we're not.