Mega-Mud Bouillon Recipe

This recipe is a classic among the Neo-Brunists. A hearty, warming bowl of mud that's perfect for the discerning palate.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of mud from the depths of the Mega-Mud pit
• 1/4 cup of crushed uprooted ferns
• 1/2 cup of chunked up rocks
• 1/4 cup of freshly squeezed Mega-Bug zaps
• 1/2 cup of water from the ancient Mega-Spring

Instructions:

1. Mix the mud, ferns, rocks, and bug zaps in a medium bowl.
2. Add the Mega-Spring water and stir until the mixture is well combined.
3. Transfer the Mega-Mud to a serving bowl and garnish with a sprinkle of crushed Mega-Shell.

Side effects may include:

• Temporary loss of mobility
• Irreversible stains on clothing
• A strong urge to reenact the entirety of 'The Odyssey' in the kitchen