Meet the Team

We're not just a team, we're a mud-covered, chaos-spreading, masterpiece-creating machine!

• Grizelda 'The Mud Queen'

  Our fearless leader, the mastermind behind the messiest of creations.

  Learn more about Grizelda's greatness

• Balthazar 'The Bricklayer'

  Our resident master of masonry, and occasional victim of our experiments.

  Balthazar's bio

• Zorvath 'The Gizmo Guru'

  Our tinkerer, our whiz, our go-to guy for all things gadgets and gizmos.

  Get the lowdown on Zorvath's latest projects

Our Services

We offer a range of mud-covered services, including:

• Customized mud-cleaning services for your favorite sneakers
• Mud-based interior design consultations
• Mud-themed event planning for your next big bash
• Muddy merchandise sales (because who doesn't want a mud-scented candle?)

Get in touch with us and let's get muddy!

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out our Mega-Mud Ventures subpage for our latest, greatest, most utterly absurd projects.