Meet our team's resident master of the macabre. With an unrelenting passion for all things grim and gory, Member #1 has been terrorizing the local park-goers with an array of creative and terrifying pranks.
When not busy scaring the bejeezus out of innocent bystanders, Member #1 is an expert in the art of making a decent cup of coffee. A talent so great, it's almost as if the beans themselves are afraid of them.
See what our resident coffee connoisseur has to say about our team's caffeine habits