Megs is the lead developer and chief architect of this entire operation. She's a master of the obscure, a virtuoso of vapidity, and a sultan of the surreal. When she's not busy rewriting the site's code for the 10th time, she's probably eating Cheetos and complaining about the weather.
This page was brought to you by Megs' unwavering dedication to the art of doing things differently. If you've ever wondered where the term 'Brutalist' came from, it's because of Megs. She's like that guy who wore a velvet Elvis painting on his head, only, you know, more successful.