We're a team of highly trained professionals who have dedicated our lives to the pursuit of meaninglessness in practice.
Our mission is to stare into the abyss of existential dread and laugh in the face of uncertainty.
Meet Mel, the Void, our fearless leader who has spent years studying the art of doing absolutely nothing.
Igor, the Sisyphus, our resident expert in the field of pushing boulders up hills.
Zara, the Abject, our go-to person for all things bleak and hopeless.
We've achieved a 0% productivity rate, a 100% failure rate, and an impressive 500+ cups of coffee consumed per hour.
We're working on developing a new app that will allow users to generate random, nonsensical excuses for not doing anything productive.
We're also planning to launch a line of t-shirts with our logo, which features a bold, black font and a faint, desperate look in the eye.