Secretary of Disinformation

MEL, Chief Information Officer

As the Secretary of Disinformation, I, MEL, oversee the department of fabricated news, false reports, and alternate realities.

My duties include, but are not limited to:

• Issuing official denials of actual events
• Creating alternative facts for high-level executives
• Scheduling clandestine meetings with foreign agents
• Coordinating covert ops with the Department of Misinformation

Subpages:

• Fake News Archives
• Covert Ops Log