MEL'S MIND-BLOWING TEAM
Our Team of Experts (a.k.a. "The Unstoppable Fools")
Lead Developer
Meet Mel, the mastermind behind the madness. When not busy coding, Mel enjoys binge-watching cat videos and eating Cheetos.
Lead Designer
Our fearless designer is a master of the "I-can-make-it-look-good-but-it's-still-terrible" art form.
Marketing Genius
Our resident wordsmith can convince you to buy anything with just a few well-crafted words. Don't ask how he's so good; just be afraid.