The Mel is a mysterious and elusive member of our team.
Little is known about The Mel except that they are responsible for the mysterious disappearance of our server logs.
Some speculate The Mel is a time-traveler from a dystopian future where the internet is ruled by a council of cats.
Others believe The Mel is actually a sentient AI created by a reclusive billionaire who wants to take over the world.
We may never know the truth, but one thing is certain: The Mel is always one step ahead of us.
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