Our beloved team member, Mel, is a master of nothing in particular. Mel is a specialist in being generalists. They can talk for hours about the meaning of life, the futility of existence, and the best ways to make a decent cup of coffee.
Mel is our go-to person for all things obscure and confusing. They can tell you the average airspeed of an unladen snail, recite the entirety of 'The Iliad' from memory, or give you the secret to making the perfect vegan quiche.
If you ever need help with something, just ask Mel. They'll either figure it out or pretend to, and either way, it'll be a wild ride.
Read more about Mel's secret life as a professional snail trainer And then read more about Mel's even more secret life as a competitive snail trainer