Alice's Notes

Confidential Notes from the Most Interesting Woman in the World

Today's Goals:

Conquer the world with my impeccable taste in socks
Finish knitting 17 sweaters for the upcoming Knitting Convention
Perfect the art of making a decent cup of tea

Personal Projects:

Write a novel about a talking egg who becomes a superhero
Learn to play the accordion without sounding like a cat in heat
Master the art of making a mean grilled cheese sandwich

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Random Thoughts:

Why do they still not have any decent gluten-free options in the break room?

Should I really be considering getting another cat?

Is it too early to start planning my retirement party?