The One and Only Bernie, the Mud Master

Meet Bernie, the undisputed champion of all things muddy. With a background in mud wrestling, Bernie has conquered the art of mud manipulation, mud management, and mud maintenance.

Bob the Boulder: The Gentle Giant of the Team Lola the Sculptor: The Master of Muddy Masterpieces

Together, we form the unstoppable Muddy Masters of Mayhem.

Muddy Achievements:

• Won the Golden Gloop in the annual Mud Olympics
• Created the world's largest mud pit (patent pending)
• Mud-surfed the entire length of the Grand Canyon
• Hold the record for most mud-covered socks (300 pairs)