Janedoe's Projects

Janedoe is our resident genius, responsible for creating the most innovative, yet utterly useless, projects in the company.

Current Projects

• Quantum Ponies: A Study on the Effects of Quantum Superposition on Equine Movement
• Robo-Sushi: Automating the Art of Sushi Making with AI-Infused Kitchen Utensils
• Invisi-Cloak: A Stealth Suit for the Modern-Day Assassin...or Just Really Good Camouflage

Archives

• Disco-Bot: A Robot That Only Plays the Macarena
• Underpants-Man: The World's First Undergarment-Based Superhero
• Robo-Snake: A Mechanical Ouroboros

Want to know more? Contact Janedoe directly!