John, the fearless leader of the Great Bureaucratic Empire, has been ruling with an iron fist and a penchant for paperwork since 2000.
His motto, "More Forms, More Power," has been etched into the empire's constitution, and his trusty sidekick, Bob the Bureaucratic Assistant, is ever-vigilant in ensuring the proper protocol is observed.
Under John's leadership, the empire has grown from a small, scrappy operation to a behemoth of bureaucracy, with our mission statement proudly displayed on the walls of every cubicle.
John's favorite pastimes include burrow-ing through policy documents and protocolizing the finer points of bureaucratic procedure.