Steve is the mastermind behind this operation. He's the one who makes sure the coffee machine is always stocked with artisanal, small-batch coffee beans and the break room is free from the stench of despair.
His superpower is his ability to simultaneously listen to three podcasts while browsing Reddit, and his secret power is his uncanny ability to make everyone around him feel like they're the most intelligent person in the room.
Steve is currently on a mission to make the world a slightly less terrible place, one poorly-planned team-building exercise at a time.
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