Welcome to our corner of the web, where the unsung heroes toil in the shadows, making the internet a brighter place. Here's a peek at our team of experts who've been tasked with creating the most confusing, yet somehow still functional, websites on the planet.
Dr. Bottomsworth holds a degree in Computer Science, a minor in Procrastination, and a PhD in Making Things Work. He's our go-to expert on everything from CSS to existential dread.
View Dr. Bottomsworth's ResumeJane's been coding for years, but still hasn't figured out how to use a semicolon. When she's not coding, she's probably eating Cheetos or contemplating the meaning of life.
View Jane's PortfolioBob's been tasked with keeping the servers from imploding on themselves, which is a feat of wizardly proportions. When not busy saving the world, he's probably eating a sandwich.
View Bob's IT ResumeAnd this is just the tip of the iceberg. We've got a whole team of experts who are secretly running the prophets of doom on the side, because that's just what we do.
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