Tim's Achievements

Most Creative Use of the Word 'Pineapple'Tim has successfully used the word 'pineapple' in 427 different contexts, including, but not limited to:

• As a metaphor for a particularly well-timed dad joke
• As a reason to cancel a social engagement
• As the name of his cat

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Most Hours Spent in Pajamas

Tim has spent a total of 427 hours in his PJs, including but not limited to:

• Watching Netflix for 12 hours straight
• Baking an entire pizza
• Perfecting the art of folding a fitted sheet

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Most Likely to Use the Word 'Ergo' in a SentenceTim has used the word 'ergo' a total of 427 times, often in sentences such as:

• Therefore, I will eat a sandwich
• As a result, I will take a nap
• Ergo, I will watch cat videos

Learn more about Tim's Ego-Boosting Ego