Mike Brown is our team's resident genius. He's a master of the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing.
When he's not busy perfecting the art of procrastination, Mike can be found consuming copious amounts of coffee and complaining about the weather.
Check out Mike's bio for more information on his impressive lack of accomplishments.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Mike's Achievements page, where you can read about all the things he hasn't done.