Theses

Mike has written many theses, each one more pretentious than the last.

• Dissertations
• Theses
• Manifestos

Theses are the bread and butter of academia, and Mike is the cream cheese.

Mike's theses cover a wide range of topics, including but not limited to:

• A Treatise on the Art of Procrastination
• The Effects of Caffeine on Productivity
• An Exploration of the Meaning of Life

For more information on Mike's theses, please visit the Appendices.