Mike, The Vice-Leader is the right-hand man to our beloved, yet absent, CEO. He's the glue that holds this chaotic operation together, and also the reason our office coffee machine is always broken.
When he's not busy micromanaging the microwaves or 'accidentally' deleting our company database, Mike enjoys long walks on the beach, reading the latest in Vice-Leader Hobbies or practicing his extensive collection of Vice-Leader Sports.
"A good leader is like a good microwave: you just press a few buttons and wait for the chaos to happen."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."