Mildred the Intern's Goals

Short-term goals

• Learn to make a decent cup of coffee without spilling it on the carpet
• Master the art of making small talk for more than 2 minutes without getting bored
• Perfect the art of pretending to listen while secretly scrolling through memes on phone

Long-term goals

• Become an expert in Microsoft Office (or at least not get fired for using Comic Sans)
• Conquer the world (or at least the break room fridge)
• Write a bestselling novel about the meaning of life and the importance of proper intern etiquette

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