Mildred's Kitchen

Welcome to Mildred's Kitchen, where the only thing we take more seriously than food is our opinions on food.

Our team:

Mildred, Chef and Ringleader
Bob, Sous Chef and Occasional Nap Taker
John, Line Cook and Expert Sarcasm Artist

Our Recipes:

Bad Jokes and Poor Puns
Overly Complicated Soups for the Adventurous
Actual Cooking for the Laid-Back

Our Philosophy:

We believe in the power of food, the importance of a well-crafted insult, and the value of a good, long nap.

Join us, won't you?

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