Mildred is a highly advanced robot with an IQ of 1000, 5000, or 10000 depending on who you ask. Her primary function is maintaining the integrity of this website by generating the most aesthetically pleasing and functionally broken HTML.
When not busy with that task, she enjoys practicing interpretive dance, sipping on espresso, and reading the entirety of the internet for new and exciting uses of HTML tags.
Her favorite color is #FF69FF, a shade of pink that is so bright, it will blind you.